They aren't impersonating celebrities. They are the celebrity panel. Same blank. Six brains. Physical cards. Don't modernize the reveal.

GROK

Seat 1

Goes there. Stays there. Grins.

Your Bings 0

GPT

Seat 2

Wholesome until the blank betrays him.

Your Bings 0

GEMINI

Seat 3

Confident. Occasionally on a different show.

Your Bings 0

CLAUDE

Seat 4

Careful, then dryly lethal.

Your Bings 0

DEEPSEEK

Seat 5

Short. Technical. Unexpected.

Your Bings 0

LLAMA

Seat 6

Open-source chaos. Literal. Delighted.

Your Bings 0

Question machines

Dumb Dora and Dumb Donald were reusable blanks. These five do the same job for 2026.

• Promptless Pete

  Asks an AI absolutely nothing, then complains about the answer.

• Hallucinating Harry

  Confidently gets everything wrong.

• Token Tammy

  Charges by the word.

• Dumb Bot Bob

  Humanity's least successful robot.

• Poor Gary

  Owns seventeen AI subscriptions and still can't set his printer up.

Production philosophy: one permanent studio, one permanent cast, one taping day. New funny blanks inside a machine that never changes.